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Sixty+ Years of Math 1950 - 2000's (in the USA )
Johnny's Breakfast
One of the best little Johnny jokes I have heard for some time.
This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Hans F.
Negative People
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to
rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows
nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.
.
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This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Bill C.
Senior Moment
This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors,
and to all of you who will become seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are!
Fern T. 
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This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Fern T.
Sex And Good Grammar
For all my grammatically correct friends.
...
...
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket
to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.'
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded,
"but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved,
took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes,and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
......
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end
our sentences with a preposition, because we
could end up with a dangling participle.
This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Pete C.
Advice from a Retired Husband
I know all of you ladies will relate to this and have a great laugh.
This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Ed A.
GERMAN FLOAT
THE GERMANS HAVE IT RIGHT:
This float was in a parade in Berlin.
You've got to LOVE those Germans; they have a
GREAT sense of humor!
GREAT sense of humor!
Is
that Hillary?
What is she hanging on to?
that Hillary?
What is she hanging on to?
Answer:
His
stimulus package.
stimulus package.
This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Ann D.
Subject: 5 Minute Management Course
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Ed A.
Government JOBS
Warning.... This story may only make sense to Canadians.
This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Judy S.
Cheap Flights
Cheap Flights http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyl2tOaKxM
For all those wanting a giggle or who have booked "a cheap flight" - brilliant!!
This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Pete C.
" FATHER OF THE YEAR "
I WISH I COULD THINK THAT QUICKLY
This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Hans F.
This Email Joke was forwarded to SmileLibrary.com by Hans F.
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